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Orphan presents a new version of the 1987 R-rated comedy *Junk Boy*. Starting from the Erobeat script, the subs have been extensively revised, with much moretypesetting, and paired with a new encode, ripped from a Japanese laserdisc on the Domesday Duplicator. FLAC audio. See [this blog entry](https://collectr.blogspot.com/2025/05/junk-boy.html) for more details.
*Junk Boy* is the story of 23-year old Yamazaki Ryohei, whose main interest in life is ogling and, he hopes, bedding beautiful women. He pursues his dream job of working at *Potato Boy* (a thinly disguised *Playboy*) and is hired despite flunking the interview unanimously. He then has a series of encounters, comical and amorous, that demonstrate he's way out of his league. Fortunately, luck, naivety, and overwhelming horniness see him through.
The show is definitely NSFW, but it's not hentai. Here is a tasteful (i.e., PG) selection of screenshots, to whet your appetite.
This release, and all Orphan releases, are available for direct download from IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.
![[Orphan] Junk Boy (LD) [C8EDEDAA]](https://f.t0r.space/no-cover.webp)
