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*'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse*
That's because Cat-Eyed Boy is on the job! Yes, no monster gets past our favorite half-cat-youkai boy; not even the Mouse King from *The Nutcracker* would stand a chance. In these two episodes, he tackles first the hideous Nullface and the deadly Hellant:
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Will he succeed? And at what cost? Download and watch to find out!
These two episodes are in memory of Kazuo Umezz, the original mangaka, and Junko Hori, the seiyuu for Cat-Eyed Boy himself, who passed away in the last three months. May their memories be a blessing. See [this blog entry](https://collectr.blogspot.com/2024/12/in-memorian-cat-eyed-boy-episodes-7-8.html) for more details on the release.
This release, and all Orphan releases, are available for direct download from IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.
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