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Written by Sloppy Seconds
Read by Tucker Max
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers (UNABRIDGED)
by Tucker Max
Narrated by Tucker Max
LENGTH: 3 hrs and 20 mins
RELEASE DATE: 02-28-12
PUBLISHER: Blue Heeler Books
Publisher's Summary
Tucker Max's books - I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues - are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes.
Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
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FILE LIST
Filename
Size
01. Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway.mp3
3.7 MB
02. Nantucket Sucks.mp3
13.1 MB
03. Fuck the fucking headboard.mp3
2.6 MB
04. The Junior Stories.mp3
5.5 MB
05. Junior and the French Whore.mp3
4.4 MB
06. How Iron Chef Morimoto (and Junior) got me kicked.mp3
6.1 MB
07. Junior’s Marriage.mp3
5.6 MB
08. Some glimpses into my childhood.mp3
918.6 KB
09. I just like to say ‘smock’.mp3
1.1 MB
10. Guacamole is delicious.mp3
1.1 MB
11. How I learned to masturbate.mp3
1.9 MB
12. Ambi-jerk-strous.mp3
954.8 KB
13. The Marley Stories.mp3
452.7 KB
14. Doggy Basics.mp3
623.3 KB
15. Why responsibility can suck.mp3
769 KB
16. Marley goes to dog park, humps everything.mp3
697.9 KB
17. Marley goes to bar, finally earns his keep.mp3
