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Kind of conned myself into doing Night on the Galactic Railroad ("Girls Dream about Girls" Spin-Off). I didn't touch the subs outside of main dialogue restyling, fixing a mistranslation and making the executive decision to translate the previously untranslated "Shidenotaosa Flood Gate" as "Acheron Flood Gate" because I'm extra. I'm not planning to do anything more to the subs myself, so if you want to see them improved please do help me out (more details below). This started a bit late because I was out of town, but the plan is to get episode 2 out before episode 3 releases. Coming next episode, the subs will be retimed by LafferStyle, and this episode will also have fixed timings for batch.
Video: Waka dehardsub, fix dirtylines, rescale, denoise, deband, anti-aliasing, adaptive graining
Audio: Funi audio
Subs: Funi restyled, fixed mistranslation (Funi translated "building" as "beer"...), some typesetting, partially of previously untranslated signs
Encode: Moelancholy
TS: dgk
**Looking for:**
- Additional Typesetters
- Song/Sign Translation
- Editor
- TLC
- Images of cute (anime) girls
If you want to provide any of the above, please feel free to message me on Discord: Moelancholy#6036. You may use any part of this torrent without permission or credit, but I ask that if you use any of my VS scripts as reference, you also provide a link to your own with your release. Thanks to Koopz, LightArrowsEXE and Varde for various things. Much love and stuff.