10 JUL 2026 - Back up to full speed! Let's be honest: for the last few months, TorrentFunk was painfully slow. Pages crawled, searches dragged, and just loading the site tested everyone's patience. We hunted the problem down to our network and rebuilt it from the ground up — smarter caching, a much bigger and faster connection, and a lot of fine-tuning under the hood. The difference is night and day: the site now loads in a fraction of a second. No more waiting around. Thanks for sticking with us through the slow spell. Now go discover your funk!
In the world of Cortex Command, many humans have opted to amputate their entire natural bodies in order to prolong their lives and enable interstellar space travel. Their disembodied brains are hardly helpless, however, as they can remotely control all kinds of machines and craft through artificial interfaces. Playing as one of these people's brains, you can quickly switch control between many different expendable bodies in order to complete otherwise dangerous tasks - all from the physical safety of your command bunker.
Use these technological powers of telepathy to collect gold out of the fully destructible terrain, then purchase even more bodies and materiel with those newly acquired funds! You can even program the crude A.I.s of your puppet army to complete simple tasks (patrolling, digging, etc.) while your attention and direct control is somewhere else. Use your accumulated forces to protect your brain, explore the world, and defeat your competition!
Changes:
Full Lua scripting of any object, not only missions.
A lot of added content, most of it is still works in progress though. All kinds of toys to play with!
Improved buying menu now displays long item names correctly and more clearly.
Buy menu Presets can now be made to quickly switch between completely different shipment loadouts!
New in-game music by dannyB.
Several new campaign and skirmish missions in the works.
Fixed scene editor making the game not load afterward.
As always, several months’ worth of general touches and improvements.
System requirements:
* Windows 2000/XP/Vista
* DirectX 8
* 1 GHz
* 256 MB RAM
